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jardMail » Workplace » VIRUS ALERT! New 'Work' Virus |
Read and be warned!
This is serious... a 'WORK' VIRUS is on the loose... If you receive any sort of 'work' at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a fellow colleague... DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter 'work' via email, then to transmogrify the virus, send an email to your boss with the words 'I've had enough of your shit... I'm off down the pub'. The 'work' should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now be successfully destroyed.
If you receive 'work' in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer.
After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work' will no longer be of any relevance to you and that 'Bod' was the greatest childrens cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the 'work' virus has corrupted your life.
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