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Over 100%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100% so here's how to do it:

If:

A = 1, B = 2, C = 3 etc.

Then:

H  A  R  D  W  O  R  K

8  1  18 4  23 15 18 11 = Only 98 %


K  N  O  W  L  E  D  G  E

11 14 15 23 12 5  4  7  5 = Only 96 %

But:

A  T  T  I  T  U  D  E 

1  20 20 9  20 21 4  5 = 100 %

However:

B  U  L  L  S  H  I  T 

2  21 12 12 19 8  9  20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull$hit will put you over the top. So get out there and give it all you've got . . .

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