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Whitehouse Grease (Starring Bill & Monica)

(to the tune of that song from Grease)

Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast"
Monica: "Whitehouse intern, happened so fast"
Bill: "Met a girl, Lewinsky for me"
Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees"
Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oooh-ah, but those summer Nights"

Investigation Committee: "Well 'ard... well 'ard... well 'ard... UH!
Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Trip: "did he grapple your breasts"
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"
"Did he come on your dress?"
Investigation Committee: She's a slut... She's a slut... She's a
slut... She's a slut... She's a slut... She's a slut... She's a
slut...
YEAH!

Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"
Monica: "I was horny - panties were damp"
Bill: "She gave head, in the Whitehouse"
Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth

Bill: Sex 'n' sleaze, friction-burnt knees, ooh-ah, but those Summer
nights"
Investigation Committee: "Well 'ard... well 'ard... well 'ard...
UH!
Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Trip: "He sounds like a swell guy"
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"
"Did he tell you to lie?"

[the slow bit]
Bill: "Press found out, oh what a mess"
Monica: "Fifty bucks to buy a new dress"
Bill: "She promised to lie, she made a vow"
Monica: "Wonder who has her Clit-on him now"

Bill & Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams,
Bu-ut.........oh
Those Whitehouse........................ Ni-ights"

Investigation Committee: Prez no more... Prez no
mooooore-ooore-ore-ore-ore!!

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