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The Weetabix "'I Will Survive' Driving Examiner" Ad.

I Will Survive This Test (to be sung to the tune of "I will survive")

This is taken from a Weetabix advert that ran on British TV

Also featured in the Adverts section of jard.co.uk.

First, I was afraid,
I was petrified.
She's failed ten times already
This is suicide.
I should have used the steering lock,
I would have thrown away the key,
If I'd known for just one second
She'd resit her test with me.
OK, now go.
Watch that car door!
Don't turn around here.
Ease your foot up off the floor.
Weren't you the one who said
You couldn't hear me cry?
Do you think I'd mumble?
Do you think I'd really want to die?
Oh no, not I.
I will survive.
As long as I've had Weetabix,
I'll get them all to drive.
I've got four more tests to do
Looks like they haven't got a clue.
But I'll survive!
Voicever (by Nick Hancock): Weetabix, once we've started you there's no stopping you.

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