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International City Day Of Action

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INTERNATIONAL CITY DAY OF ACTION

Next Friday will be the International City Day of Action.

On this day, we ask you all to don your finest pinstripe, apply your monocles, glue a mobile phone to your ear and then head off down to Brighton to disrupt as many dredlocked, soap dodging men and women with dogs on string as possible.

Plan of action:

• to picket henna tattoo stalls
• throw cheap pewter jewellery into the sea
• occupy the dole office and glue the doors shut
• throw soap and other cleansing materials at the men with dogs on strings
• dig up the road and line it with photocopies of huge salary slips
• blockade the promenade with open top sports cars
• buy up all local supplies of scrumpy, special brew, snake bite and black and roll ups - then throw them all in the sea

Police advice to all crusties at present: "Get a job you scrounging b*stards".

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