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Gazza & The Physio

After a gruelling football match Paul Gascoigne went to see his physio.

'It's my leg,' said Gazza. 'Listen.'

The physio put his ear to Gazza's thigh. It said: 'Lend us 20 quid.'

He moved to the knee, which said: 'Give us a tenner.'

Then he listened to Gazza's ankle. It said: 'Can you lend us a fiver?'

'Well,' said the physio...

Get ready, it's good...

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'I'm afraid your leg's broke in three places.'



 
 

 
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