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A man was walking home alone late one night past a cemetery, when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he looks back and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him ... BUMP ... BUMP ... BUMP.....
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him... faster... faster.... BUMP.... BUMP..... BUMP...... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through the door, with its lid clapping ..... clappity-BUMP .... clappity-BUMP ....... clappity - BUMP ..... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the bathroom door, bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something - anything, but all he can find is a box of cough drops!!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the casket.........
and of course..............
Are you ready ?
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Here it comes...
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The coffin stops!
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