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Summer School

Please indicate to Mrs Steward if you would be interested in any of these forth coming courses:

Self Improvement (offered by the Divinity department)

SI 100 Creative suffering
SI 101 Overcome self doubt through pretence and ostentation
SI 102 Feigning knowledge - a career enhancement strategy
SI 103 Guilt without sex
SI 104 Children - an unavoidable distraction in educational decision making
SI 105 Keeping facts out of your management structures
SI 106 Carrying a large briefcase whilst walking briskly

Business and Career (offered by the Economics department)

BC 101 The underachievers guide to very small business opportunities
BC 102 How to profit from your own body
BC 103 Tattooing your colleagues as an income supplement
BC 104 Credit purchasing with your kidney donor card

Crafts (offered by the Art department)

C 100 Bonsai your pet
C 101 Origami for self defence
C 102 Drawing genitalia in soft pastel shades (summer term only)
C 103 Needlecraft for substance abusers

Home Economics (offered by School House kitchen)

HE 100 Bacteria cultivation in the household refrigerator
HE 101 Manual bowel evacuation
HE 102 Simple mutation techniques using a microwave

Fitness and Health (offered by the PE department)

FH 100 The joys of hypochondria
FH 101 High fibre sex / Bio-Feedback and how to stop it
FH 102 Coach your way to social ridicule

Miscellaneous (offered by the Classics department

SD 100 Flatulence control through Yoga
SD 101 Snarl your way to alienation

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