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You Might Be A Sailing Bum If...

• you think a Rhodes Scholar is someone who knows all about a famous boat designer...
• any of your wedding gifts came from Musto...
• you think girls look "hot" in wet weather gear...
• your doctor reports your injuries to Abuse Authorities...
• you think rum is the official state drink...
• your best shoes are Topsiders...
• your car's hood ornament is the top of a sailing trophy...
• your halyards are brand new, but your belt has two splices...
• your underwear has a North Sails logo...
• your bar tab equals your paycheck...
• you have a beer can crusher mounted on your mast...
• you use a marlin spike to break sunburn blisters...
• you have at least one broken boat part in your car at all times...
• you have a Mount Gay poster in your living room...
• you have a Jell-O mold in the shape of a J/22...
• your holiday plans center around championship regattas...
• you have to dress up to go to the corner shop...
• you think of Duck Tape as a long term investment...
• you've been involved in a fight over the last chocolate chip cookie...
• you wear a sailing cap to church...
• people are afraid to touch your foul weather gear...
• you think matching wet weather boots are an acceptable wedding gift...
• you've ever written your c.v. on a bar napkin...
• your wind instruments cost £2,000, and you have a bucket for a head...
• the local boat yard's phone number is number one on your speed dialer...
• you'll marry a girl just to keep a good fore deck person...

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