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Two, not too bright, sailors sank their boat and ended up in the life raft.
After three days (one without water, two without food and three without beer) they felt something bouncing up against the raft. When they looked, they found an oil lamp. After deciding that it probably wasn't a genie, they decided to try anyway.
Sure enough, out pops a genie with an attitude. "I know your types, three wishes and back in the bottle. So I will only grant you one wish and I will be gone." The genius of the two blurts out "I want all the beer we could ever drink in a lifetime." The genie replies "So be it" disappears and turns the entire ocean to beer.
The other genius slaps his buddy on the head and says "You idiot! Now we have to pee in the raft"
Cheers!
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