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A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car.
"And what are the machetes for?" he asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
The officer, wanting some proof asked him to prove it.
"Please step out of the car and show me."
So he got out with the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
Just then, a driver that just left a bar passes by.
The driver did a double take, and said, "My God... I've got to give up drinking! Look at the tests they're giving now!"
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