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Great Error Messages of Our Time

Disk Full
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Unable to save file.
Please delete your husband's huge collection of left handed surfing pictures.

Spazz
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You have clicked on empty space.
Would you like to make the buttons bigger you clumsy oaf.

F%*@
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Invalid use of swearing.
It's not my fault you didn't save it.

Geek Alert
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Your anime background is too cliched.
Are you sure you want to proceed?

It's Not The Tools
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You have used a fatal plugin.
Having a cracked copy of photoshop doesn't make you an artist.

System Stable
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Windows has determined that your machine hasn't crashed in a while.
Click okay to monkey around with your system DLLs

Expired
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This shareware has expired.
Would you like to trash your registry to avoid paying $5

Manager Error
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You have been playing solitaire for 5 hours straight.
Would you like to do any work?

Keyboard Error
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Your keyboard has stopped responding.
Try and eat your lunch away from your desk.

Name Warning
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Windows has noticed you name all your files Dave and then a number.
Would you like a sensible suggested filename?

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