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A Terrible Accident

A man had a terrible accident and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.

The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his tool to be rebuilt, but that his insurance didn't cover the expense. The doctor told him that it was considered cosmetic surgery and that if he elected to have it performed, he had three choices:-

The man was very pleased with this news, but he wasn't sure whether he'd rather have the medium or the large. The doctor suggested that since the decision affected both he and his wife that he should discuss it with her privately before a final decision was made. The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his wife and explained their options to her.

The doctor returned and found the man looking very depressed.

"Were you and your wife able to reach a decision?" the doctor asked.

"Yes," said the man. "After carefully examining all of our options, my wife decided that she'd rather remodel the kitchen."



 
 

 
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