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Why It's Great To Be A Guy

• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• Movie nudity is virtually always female.
• You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
• Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
• You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
• If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
• None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
• If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
• You can write your name in the snow.
• Everything on your face gets to stay its original colour.
• You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
• Flowers fix everything.
• You can wear a white shirt to a water park. (Guys will need to think about this one :)
• You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
• Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
• One mood, all the time.
• You don't mooch off others' desserts.
• If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
• The remote control is yours and yours alone.
• Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
• You can rationalize anything with the handy phrase, "ah, screw it!"
• You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
• ...and the number 1 reason it's great to be a guy:
  You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night!

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