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Why It's Great To Be A Girl:

• We got off the Titanic first.
• Our boyfriend's clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the female figure in a computer game.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
• We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
• We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• And finally...We have enough SENSE to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions!

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