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Feel Like A Woman

A large trans-atlantic cruiser runs into horrible weather. Heavy wind, rain and huge waves hit the ship. The passengers scream, convinced they will die in the cold and chaotic waters.

At the height of the storm, an extremely attractive young woman shouts, "I can't take any more of this! NO! I won't just stand here, waiting to die like an animal. If I'm going to die, let it be feeling like a woman. Who here feels man enough to forget our doom and make me feel like a woman?"

She sees a hand go up in the crowd as a tall, handsome, muscular man starts walking towards her, smiling. As he strides down the deck he takes off his shirt, and she can see rippling abs, bulging biceps, powerful pecs and impressive muscles she can't even name. He stands before her, shirt in hand and says, "Here, iron this."

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