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Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin - I don't know. Hits forehead - Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
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Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)?
A: "'Debbie'. . . that's cute! What did you name the other one?"
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips...from trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven...she didn't know which 1 came first.
What do you call a basement full of blondes...a whine cellar.
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives...the vegetable garden.
Why did the blonde call the welfare office...she wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
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