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The Blonde and Her Mother

A blonde goes to office to report for work one morning but is very distressed and crying.

The boss asks her, "What's the matter with you?"

The blonde replies, "my mother died last night."

So of course the boss tells her to take the day off.

The blonde says, "I'd rather stay here, because working will help keep my mind off my mother."

Fifteen minutes later the boss hears the blonde screaming at the top of her voice.

The boss rushes in to her and asks her what's wrong.

The blonde says, "my sister just rang me and her mother died last night too!"

(Thanks to Coral Saunders for submitting this one. If you'd like to submit a joke or other jardMail please visit the joke submission page.)



 
 

 
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