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An Essex girl and a paddy are having a drink in a bar and the paddy is wearing a pair of wellies. One of the wellies has an L on it and the other has an R on it.
So bimbette Essex slapper says to paddy: "Oi Geezer, why 'ave u got an L on one wellie and an R on the uvva?"
"Well" says Paddy "oim a bit tick so I have an L ta tell me dat its me left foot and an R to tell its me right foot fa when oi put tem arn"
"Fackin'ell" says bimbette Essex slapper "now I know why ma knickers 'ave got C&A on 'em!!"
Note to foreigners: C&A is a British clothing store chain.
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