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An 80 year old man is at the doctors having his annual medical when he is told that his sperm count is virtually zero. Shocked he says to the doctor, "But I've never felt better in my life. In fact I got a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that ?"
The doctor thinks for a while, then says, "Let me tell you a story. There's this guy I know who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in such a hurry to leave the house and go hunting - he accidently loads his rifle up with blank shells instead of live rounds. So he is in the woods and this great big grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. Instantly he raises his rifle. Points it at the bear and fires. The grizzly drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that ?"
"Thats impossible! He was firing blanks. Somebody else must have shot the bear."
"Exactly!"
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