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13 Lines from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"

First see the original: 25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"

Not to any non-Brits reading this. It's far funnier if you use the British meanings where pants = underpants, not trousers.

1. My fate shall be no different to that of my pants.
2. Anakin, I die every time I see you in those awful pants.
3. At last we shall reveal our pants to the Jedi. At last we shall have revenge.
4. My pants are showing? Oh my!
5. Pants disruption can only mean one thing...
6. Don't center on your pants, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.
7. That's the sound of a thousand terrible pants heading this way...
8. What, you think you some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?
9. Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know? The Queen will not approve.
10. Even master Yoda doesn't have a pants count that high.
11. The Queen is worried. Her pants are suffering, dying.
12. Revealed, your pants are.
13. What about the pants?....Wipe them out. All of them.

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