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Condom Advert Slogans

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly. Just a few examples...

• Nike Condoms - Just do it.
• Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
• Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
• Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
• Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
• KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good.
• Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
• M&Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
• Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
• Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
• Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
• Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
• Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
• Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
• Abbey National Condoms - Because life's complicated enough
• Coca Cola Condoms - The Real Thing.
• Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going...
• Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
• Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
• ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger
• Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
• Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
• Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
• FCUK condoms - No comment required!
• Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
• Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
• BT condoms - Stay in touch!
• Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile!
• Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
• Pringles Condoms - Once you pop you can't stop.
• National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!
• Energizer condoms - It keeps going and going and going...
• The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
• Bounty condoms - A taste of paradise.
• Pedigree chum condoms - Top breeders recommend it.
• Nokia condoms - Connecting people.
• One-2-One condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
• Vodafone condoms - How are you?
  and last but not least.....
• Windows condoms - Plug and Play!

(Thanks to "Insane", "jj" and "Knotty" for their help compiling this one. If you'd like to submit a joke or other jardMail please visit the joke submission page.)

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