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Classic Quotes From Helen And The Other UK Big Brother II Residents

"God!! There are 9 of us in here.....!!! It does not seem to be as many as at the start!!!..." - Helen

"I dreamed last night when I was asleep..." - Helen

"There's less people in the house than we started with" - Helen

" Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday". - Helen

"The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways." - Amma

"I was nervous and I'm never nervous" - Paul

"If there were less people in here it would be less crowded." - Dean

"You do have 5 fingers don't you?" - Helen

"I think I'm the only Welsh person in here" - Helen

On her G.C.S.E's: "God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only got 2" - Helen

"I probably sound Welsh on the telly" - Helen

Dean playing "The Look of Love" with Amma singing along,
Helen : "Is that one of your songs, Dean?"

"I love blinking, I do!" - Helen

"It would have to be - like - half a trained dog" - Amma

"What is a Liberal Democrat?" - Helen

"Is the jelly cooked" - Helen

"This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2 minutes to get dressed..."
Helen: "dressed? What as in clothes?"

"Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!" - Helen

Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling balls on Brian's head as he was reading a book on the sofa and Helen said: "that's fantastic that is, does he know?"

Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold outside), "It's just like being in Spain!"

"What does insanity MEAN???" - Helen

Brian: "What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25?"
Helen: "Actually, I'm only 23"

Stuart: "What's Deans greatest fear?"
Bubble: "Going insane"
Helen: "No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of"

"Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers" - Helen

"I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size" - Helen

"I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed". - Helen

Josh: "I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered."
Helen: "Covered in what?"

Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band.
Helen seemed shocked. "I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in Wales,"

"... They're self-indulged with themselves..." - Helen

"I fancy cheese on toast"
A while later... "I fancy something to eat but I'm not sure what I fancy" - Helen

"What's in kidney beans?" - Helen

(when Helen was cutting Paul's hair) Helen : "I don't think any camera is on me right now"
Paul : "yeah except for the one right in front of us!"
Helen : "Oh yeah"

"Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?" - Helen

Brian to Helen, "Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair?"
Helen, "When I was training, I cut someone's necklace off".

Helen to Dean, "Can you play the Vengaboy's are coming?" Dean: "No".

"How much chicken is there in Chick Peas?" - Helen

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