Disclaimer

It's a sad fact but these days you need a disclaimer on a jokes site, so here it is.

First of all, this is a site dedicated to humour, the easily offended may want to leave here and go to the Disney site, where they can have lots of cute, fluffy, inoffensive animals all over the page to entertain them.

This site contains jokes that may not be regarded as 'politically correct', they may use various stereotypes as part of the humour and some may be a little close to the mark, and quite a few may be in bad taste. However, no joke which I see as offensively racist, sexist or anything else-ist will appear. Similarly whilst some items may be slightly risqué, no item that I see as too explicit will appear. Any items that are on the borderline will have prominent warnings displayed either on the main link to the page or on the page itself. As a general rule of thumb, you may not be prepared to tell your grandmother all of the jokes, but you should be able to tell your mum.

We take care to ensure that to the best of our ability and knowledge the files posted here are safe. All files posted to this web site have been checked for viruses with more one than virus checking software package prior to the time of uploading. Archive copies of all files are periodically checked with the above software packages. Any virus software packages used are upgraded/patched to the latest versions before use. All files are tested before uploading to ensure that they work as advertised. We believe that all possible effort has been made to ensure that these files are safe and virus free whilst on our servers, but we cannot be held responsible for any harm caused by these files either by viruses or other malicious or badly written code. Any complaints about these files should be made to the original author. We hold these files on our server but have not written them ourselves. If a complaint is made to us stating that the file is infected, faulty, dangerous, or malicious then, if we believe the complaint to be valid, we will remove the file from our servers as soon as possible.

All jokes and other items posted here for public viewing have been received by the webmaster, a member of jardMail or an associate by email, or submitted by a reader, and as such are already in the public domain. If you find any joke or item on this site that is currently under copyright, please inform us and we will endeavour to promptly remove it from the site or give credit to the copyright holder, as appropriate.

If you are going to send us an email please take a moment to read the rules first.

All HTML, CSS, Perl and Javascript code was written by hand specially for this site and as such is the sole copyright of James Blatchford, Copyright © 2000-2001 James Blatchford. Please feel free to look at my code to see how a specific trick or effect has been achieved (we've all got to learn sometime) but please don't just copy and paste my code into another site, as I've put a lot of work into this, and you're never going to learn anything by copy-and-paste web building. Similarly all graphics on this site have been specifically created from scratch for this site and are under copyright (except for those in the Attachments section clearly marked for download). The only exception to the above is that certain interactive portions of the site use specially modified versions of code released under the GPL or the YPL that have been customised for this site, this code is interpreted server-side, so cannot be easily inspected, however source code is available on request. Regulars to the .Net or Dotdragnet web building forums will know that I'm a fairly helpful bloke, so if you have any queries about how any of this site was created please email me and I'll try to get back to you with an explanation.

Last but not least we want these jokes to be enjoyed. Life is serious enough as it is - humour is in short supply - enjoy life.